Bash Aliases for Productivity

I use zsh, however these should be compatible with bash. Also, not all of these are technically useful or productive, but enjoyable nonetheless.
This is not an exhaustive list of my aliases, however it is curated to include the ones I actually use consistently.
Onward
###for entertainment
export SUDO_PROMPT="enter the password, dumbass: " #because apparently you can change this
alias 'make\ love'='echo "lmao u wish linux user"' #make being a buildsystem
alias bat="cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT0/capacity &&\ 
ffplay /home/uk000/Documents/battery.m4a -nodisp &>/dev/null &" 
#^gets battery and plays battery; pkill ffplay to stop

#if you type 'fsck you' (fsck is a file-system-checking binary), the system will fsck you back
fsck() { 
    if [ "$1" = "you" ]; then 
        echo "Aww fsck you too lmao <3"; 
    else; command fsck "$@"; fi;
}

###the rest should be actually useful

#Add an alias | syntax: aa 'cd="rm -rf"'
aa() {
    if [ $#-eq 0 ]; then
        echo "aa 'cd=\"rm -rf\"'"
        return 1
    fi
    sed -i '40 a alias '$1'' /home/uk000/.zshrc \
    && source /home/uk000/.zshrc
#note, the 40 in the sed statement is a line number because I like to keep my aliases together
}

#sysadmin things
alias up="sudo ip link set wlp61s0 up" #haxor commands - wifi up
alias down="sudo ip link set wlp61s0 down" #wifi down
alias rb="systemctl reboot" #shutdown
alias sd="shutdown -h 0" #reboot
alias logout="sudo pkill -u uk000" #logout - the way linux does this is weird

#shortening long and annoying yet useful commands
alias disk="du -aBM 2>/dev/null | sort -nr | head -n 50 | more" #sort folders by disk use
alias xbind="nvim .xbindkeysrc && xbindkeys --poll-rc" #macros(!)
alias nv="nvim $(ls -t | head -n 1)" #edit most recently modified file - experimental
alias recent="find . -maxdepth 1 -cmin" #finds recently modified files 
#^syntax for the above: recent [# of minutes in the past], recent -1, recent -5, etc

#when command syntax is hard to remember
alias symlink="echo 'ln -s [file] [link]'" #can't seem to remember arg order
alias notgrep="grep -v" #can't seem to remember that the v flag is not

#convenience aliases for basic system binaries
alias rm="rm -rf" #convenience > safety; yes i'm certain of what i'm doing
alias cp="cp -r"
alias ls='ls --color=auto'
alias ll='ls -la'
alias md="mkdir"
alias py="python3" #for quick repls and interpretations
alias umnt="sudo umount /mnt" #i type unmount too often
alias ...="cd .. && cd .."
alias fire="firefox-developer-edition"
alias cx="chmod +x" #when you mess with .sh scrips too much
alias tree2="tree -L 2" #list with 2 levels of recursion

#miscellaneous 
alias killfire="sudo kill -9 $(ps -x | grep fire)" #when firefox-dev crashes->hangs
alias nzsh="nvim /home/uk000/.zshrc && source /home/uk000/.zshrc" #edit .zshrc
not() {nvim -c "startinsert" ~/notes/$1} #make a note (txt documents are spectacular btw)

#screen utils
alias dup="xrandr --output HDMI2 --auto" #duplicate screen
alias ex="xrandr --output HDMI2 --auto --output eDP1 --auto --right-of HDMI2" #extend screen

#install/uninstall
alias psyu="sudo pacman -Syu" #install
alias pr="sudo pacman -Rns" #uninstall
alias ys="yay -S" #install
alias yr="yay --remove" #uninstall

#map caps lock to backspace
setxkbmap -option caps:backspace -option shift:both_capslock #maps caps lock to backspace
alias CAP="setxkbmap -option" #the previous command breaks sometimes, this is a reset
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